Valentine's Day is here, and it can be a little tricky navigating your way to the perfect gift.

Cards are great gift for a spouse, and flowers are great for mom, but what do you get the woman who is both your wife and your mother?

Introducing: Oedipal Arrangements (R) !

Choose from any combination of the following:

Order now! For 2 easy payments of $29.95 or the cost of accidentally killing your first born, this terrific gift can be yours...If you can't see this is a great deal, you must be blind!!

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And just in case you think I don't have more of these, here are a couple more highly-anticipated projects:

Torte Reform: When confections come undone (a cooking guide to help fix wayward pastry)

Zen Cohen: Syd Golden's year in Tibet (a libretto based on a dream I had during a meditation class at the JCC)